: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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