Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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