I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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