I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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