Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I love you.
Bad choice
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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