I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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