all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I will be naked everywhere
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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