Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
