I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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