i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
