I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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