She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It's never too late to be topless.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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