If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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