You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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