Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i may or may not be watching the land before time
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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