Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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