Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
