I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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