i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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