i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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