he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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