sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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