Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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