god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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