whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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