I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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