Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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