I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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