why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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