Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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