i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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