i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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