coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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