My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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