everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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