dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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