Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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