his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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