You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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