I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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