Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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