I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
