I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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