do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
