new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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