Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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