I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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