i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
