You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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