Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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