so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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