Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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