Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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