whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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