Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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