i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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