If that was your dad, he is hot
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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