I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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