my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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